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--FOUR WHEELS MOVE THE BODY, TWO WHEELS
MOVE THE SOUL
--LIFE MAY BEGIN AT 30, BUT IT DOESN'T GET REAL
INERESTING UNTIL ABOUT 60 MPH.
--THE OBJECT IS TO FILL THE POT OF EXPERIENCE
BEFORE YOU EMPTY THE POT OF LUCK.
--IF YOU WAIT, ALL THAT HAPPENS IS THAT YOU GET
OLDER.
--MIDNIGHT BUGS TASTE JUST AS BAD AS NOON TIME
BUGS.
--SADDLEBAGS CAN NEVER HOLD EVERYTHING YOU WANT,
BUT THEY CAN HOLD EVERYTHING
YOU NEED..
--IT TAKES MORE LOVE TO SHARE THE SADDLE THAN IT
DOES TO SHARE THE BED.
--THE ONLY GOOD VIEW OF A THUNDERSTORM IS
IN YOU REAR VIEW MIRROR.
--DON'T RIDE SO LATE INTO THE NIGHT THAT YOU
SLEEP THROUGH THE SUNRISE.
--SOMETIMES IT TAKES A WHOLE TANK OF FUEL BEFORE
YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT.
--RIDING FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ONLY
GUARANTEES YOU'LL RIDE ALONE.
--NEVER HESITATE TO RIDE PAST THE LAST STREET
LIGHT AT THE EDGE OF TOWN.
--NEVER DO LESS THAN FORTY MILES BEFORE
BREAKFAST.
--ONE BIKE ON THE ROAD IS WORTH TWO IN THE
GARAGE.
--RESPECT THE PERSON WHO HAS SEEN THE DARK SIDE
OF MOTORCYCLING AND LIVED.
--YOUNG RIDERS PICK A DESTINATION AND GO.
--OLD RIDER PICK A DIRECTION AND GO.
--A GOOD MECHANIC WILL LET YOU WATCH WITHOUT
CHARGING YOU FOR IT.
--SOMETIMES THE FASTEST WAY TO GET THERE IS TO
STOP FOR THE NIGHT.
--WHATEVER IT IS, IT'S BETTER TO DO IT IN THE
WIND.
--TWO-LANE BLACKTOP ISN'T A HIGHWAY, IT'S AN
ATTITUDE.
--WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN THE ROAD IT SEEMS TO NEVER
END, BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE, IT DOES.
--WINTER IS NATURE'S WAY TO TELL YOU TO POLISH.
--MOTORCYCLE BOOTS ARE NOT COMFORTABLE FOR
WALKING. THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED "MOTORCYCLE BOOTS"
--PEOPLE ARE LIKE MOTORCYCLES; EACH IS CUTOMIZED
A BIT DIFFERENTLY.
--SOMETIMES THE BEST COMMUNICATION HAPPENS WHEN
YOU ARE ON SEPARATE BIKES.
--GOOD COFFEE SHOULD BE INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM
50 WEIGHT MOTOR OIL.
--THE BEST ALARM CLOCK IS SUNSHINE ON CHROME.
--A FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO'LL GET OUT OF BED AT 2
AM TO DRIVE HIS PICKUP TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO GET YOU WHEN
YOUR'RE BROKEN DOWN.
--CATCHING A YELLOW JACKET IN YOU SHIRT AT 70
MPH CAN DOUBLE YOUR VOCABULARY.
--IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMEWHERE BEFORE SUNDOWN,
YOU CAN'T STOP AT EVERY TAVERN.
--THERE'S SOMETHING UGLY ABOUT A NEW BIKE ON A
TRAILER.
--BE CAREFUL. DON'T ARGUE WITH AN
18-WHEELER, A BUS, OR EVEN A CAR.
--NEVER BE ASHAMED TO UNLEARN AN OLD HABIT.
--A LONG RIDE CAN CLEAR YOU MIND, RESTORE YOUR
FAITH AND US UP A LOT OF FUEL.
--IF YOU CAN'T GET IT GOING WITH BUNGEE CORDS,
WIRE AND ELECTRICIAN'S TAPE, IT'S SERIOUS.
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